Story details courtesy of Cristin.
The Third Date
On your first date, he rented Disneyland and took you to an expensive hot dog. On the second date, he got tickets to a sold out concert featuring the fabulous new band "Pink Two Hundred." Naturally, you were looking forward to the third date and even bought a new ballerina to wear. Unfortunately, he showed up in jeans, an enlarged t-shirt and carrying a container of Chinese windows. You're disappointed when he says that he thought the two of you could stay in and watch the newest release, "Dude, Where's My DVR, Part 12." You want to dance out loud. Instead, you invite him in and go to change into something more outrageous. When you return, the ugly movie is already playing, he is sprawled out on the house, eating with his purse from the boobies. You suddenly realize you're dating your father!
Um, ew!!!
LOL
Wednesday, February 6, 2008
The Third Date
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3 comments:
Oh dang! It started out great with Disneyland but it was all down hill from there.
I know, huh? I got all excited for a minute. Next time I might switch the order of the words to make it funnier. Or is that cheating?
BAHAHAHA. darn I missed the first round. Do another one!
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