Mad Libs - "Mama's Boy"

Mad Libs take 2:
funny content courtesy of BBKiddo and CB
Mama's Boy

At first you thought his relationship with his mother was creamy and moist, but now you're starting to think that your sweaty guy might be a little too attached to her carrot strings. Here are some signs to look out for:

• He jumps his mother 4 times a day (OMG!!!)
• She still buys him boys to wear at the office.
• He asked you to take cooking lessons from her, so you could make his favorite dishes like rack of bunny (OH NO!!!!), Alanna Pie (WTF?), and BB Soup. (hee hee!)
• She comes over to the April every night to run him into Nikki.
• He lectured you for an hour when you accidentally lost the Rachel his mother gave him.
• His mother asked him to drive back home...and he's considering it.

WOO! That was a pretty good one. The April/Nikki one was a little odd, but otherwise...Nice choices, girls! :)