Mad Libs "Pickup Lines"

Ever heard these before? If so, run away dizzily!

• Can I buy you a sprinkle or do you just want the money?
• Your uvula must be real tired, because you've been oozing through my equator all night long.
• Your father must have been a unicycle rider, because he stole the prickly from the doorknob and put them in your pinky toes.
• Is it springy in here, or is it just you?
• Do you have cheese? No? How about a date?
• Look at all of those Kleenexes and me with no zippers!
• Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I skinned my belly button when I pooted for you.
• I may not be the most chunky guy in the room, but I'm the only one talking to you!