Mad Libs - "Mama's Boy"

Mad Libs take 2:
funny content courtesy of BBKiddo and CB
Mama's Boy

At first you thought his relationship with his mother was creamy and moist, but now you're starting to think that your sweaty guy might be a little too attached to her carrot strings. Here are some signs to look out for:

• He jumps his mother 4 times a day (OMG!!!)
• She still buys him boys to wear at the office.
• He asked you to take cooking lessons from her, so you could make his favorite dishes like rack of bunny (OH NO!!!!), Alanna Pie (WTF?), and BB Soup. (hee hee!)
• She comes over to the April every night to run him into Nikki.
• He lectured you for an hour when you accidentally lost the Rachel his mother gave him.
• His mother asked him to drive back home...and he's considering it.

WOO! That was a pretty good one. The April/Nikki one was a little odd, but otherwise...Nice choices, girls! :)

About Me: #51-75

Still passing the time before I go home. Let's see if I can come up with 25 more things about me that you wish you knew/didn't know.

51) I LOVE the show Heroes.
52) I once had a dream about Milo Ventimiglia (who is Peter Petrelli in Heroes)
53) I also love the show Grey's Anatomy
54) I don't miss TV as much as I thought I would because of the strike
55) but I sure would like to know what happens next.
56) I wish it didn't take so long to drive down to downtown San Diego during traffic
57) I haven't had mac & cheese for a while
58) but it really sounds good right now.
59) I constantly struggle with my complexion.
60) I seem to be eternally prone to pimples.
61) I think I should have gone to college for something more reliable.
62) Babies and old people both annoy me.
63) I refuse to clean up after anyone but myself and my husband.
64) I don't always feel like being sociable.
65) People have said that I'm scary when I get mad.
66) I don't think I'm scary at all.
67) I wish I saw results instantly when I work out.
68) I only use my iPod at the gym.
69) I have gotten two free iPods.
70) Mike has the other one.
71) I seem to be cursed with banking troubles, no matter how hard I try to keep things in line.
72) Sometimes I feel like I am prettier than my friends.
73) Other times, I feel like they are much prettier than me.
74) I started tanning again because I looked like I was turning blue.
75) I don't floss my teeth as much as I should.

Mad Libs, Part Deux

CB was bummed that she missed out on round one, so since I still have some time to kill here at work, I figured I'd start a new one for her. :)

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The Third Date

Story details courtesy of Cristin.

The Third Date

On your first date, he rented Disneyland and took you to an expensive hot dog. On the second date, he got tickets to a sold out concert featuring the fabulous new band "Pink Two Hundred." Naturally, you were looking forward to the third date and even bought a new ballerina to wear. Unfortunately, he showed up in jeans, an enlarged t-shirt and carrying a container of Chinese windows. You're disappointed when he says that he thought the two of you could stay in and watch the newest release, "Dude, Where's My DVR, Part 12." You want to dance out loud. Instead, you invite him in and go to change into something more outrageous. When you return, the ugly movie is already playing, he is sprawled out on the house, eating with his purse from the boobies. You suddenly realize you're dating your father!


Um, ew!!!


LOL

Mad Libs

Okay, I'm starting a new feature. I have this book of Adult Mad Libs just burning a hole in my drawer, so I'd like to actually use the darn thing at some point. So, in order to do this in a blog version, I am going to post a list of words I need. Commenters, please give me words, and once we have them all, I will post your story.

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Okay.....GO!

biting my nails

UPDATE:
(Like 2 minutes after my original post...)
Hillary is projected to win California. Wow. I'm a little sad. :( I was REALLY hoping for Obama. There's still hope...I'm still hoping it will happen!!! And yay for McCain. I was so not thrilled with Romney.

Seriously, elections make me nervous. Like I told my friend KT earlier, this is like a football game that lasts all day and then some. I am SO anxious to see who is going to win! I know that Super Tuesday isn't even going to decide it...things are so close right now! But, I'm especially to see what my own state of California votes. I'm glad that McCain is doing well as the Republican candidate, but I am seriously biting my nails and my heart is pounding over the race between Hillary and Obama. I am SO anxious to see what happens! Maybe I'll stay up all night...we shall see...

26-50 More things you never wanted to know about me.

26) I was an extra in the movie "Beautiful" with Minnie Driver, directed by Diane Keaton
27) It was the day before my birthday, which happened to be Diane's birthday, so we all sang her "Happy Birthday"
28) The only color I have ever tried to dye my hair is red
29) I'm afraid if I do anything more drastic, it will never return to it's natural blonde
30) I love trying new microbrews from all over the country and the world
31) I am becoming obsessed with football - the Chargers, in particular.
32) I am also becoming obsessed with cupcakes, though I have only eaten 2 since my obsession began.
33) I can't stand crowds.
34) I hate celebrity gossip (but I still love my friends that like it)
35) This is the first year that I have really gotten passionate about politics, though I have made an effort in the past.
36) The most eye-opening and educational class I took in college was Environmental Ethics.
37) My favorite class in college was Book Arts
38) I have two degrees in Fine Arts - Associates and Bachelors
39) I still want to move to Australia, but I'm not sure if I want to go for my Masters' degree in Illustration anymore.
40) I'm not sure if I want to get my degree in teaching, either.
41) In fact, I'm still not sure what I want to be when I grow up.
42) I'm hoping that having my own business will work out wonderfully for me.
43) I love quesadillas.
44) I love to go grocery shopping.
45) I hate my nose, I think it is way too big.
46) I wish I wasn't so tall, but still thin.
47) I get really cranky when I'm hungry.
48) I used to wear acrylic nails all the time, but I think I've stopped for good.
49) My favorite number is 3.
50) I love camping.