Mad Libs "Pickup Lines"

Ever heard these before? If so, run away dizzily!

• Can I buy you a sprinkle or do you just want the money?
• Your uvula must be real tired, because you've been oozing through my equator all night long.
• Your father must have been a unicycle rider, because he stole the prickly from the doorknob and put them in your pinky toes.
• Is it springy in here, or is it just you?
• Do you have cheese? No? How about a date?
• Look at all of those Kleenexes and me with no zippers!
• Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I skinned my belly button when I pooted for you.
• I may not be the most chunky guy in the room, but I'm the only one talking to you!
  

Mad Libs Take 3

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Mad Libs - "Mama's Boy"

Mad Libs take 2:
funny content courtesy of BBKiddo and CB
Mama's Boy

At first you thought his relationship with his mother was creamy and moist, but now you're starting to think that your sweaty guy might be a little too attached to her carrot strings. Here are some signs to look out for:

• He jumps his mother 4 times a day (OMG!!!)
• She still buys him boys to wear at the office.
• He asked you to take cooking lessons from her, so you could make his favorite dishes like rack of bunny (OH NO!!!!), Alanna Pie (WTF?), and BB Soup. (hee hee!)
• She comes over to the April every night to run him into Nikki.
• He lectured you for an hour when you accidentally lost the Rachel his mother gave him.
• His mother asked him to drive back home...and he's considering it.

WOO! That was a pretty good one. The April/Nikki one was a little odd, but otherwise...Nice choices, girls! :)

Mad Libs, Part Deux

CB was bummed that she missed out on round one, so since I still have some time to kill here at work, I figured I'd start a new one for her. :)

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The Third Date

Story details courtesy of Cristin.

The Third Date

On your first date, he rented Disneyland and took you to an expensive hot dog. On the second date, he got tickets to a sold out concert featuring the fabulous new band "Pink Two Hundred." Naturally, you were looking forward to the third date and even bought a new ballerina to wear. Unfortunately, he showed up in jeans, an enlarged t-shirt and carrying a container of Chinese windows. You're disappointed when he says that he thought the two of you could stay in and watch the newest release, "Dude, Where's My DVR, Part 12." You want to dance out loud. Instead, you invite him in and go to change into something more outrageous. When you return, the ugly movie is already playing, he is sprawled out on the house, eating with his purse from the boobies. You suddenly realize you're dating your father!


Um, ew!!!


LOL

Mad Libs

Okay, I'm starting a new feature. I have this book of Adult Mad Libs just burning a hole in my drawer, so I'd like to actually use the darn thing at some point. So, in order to do this in a blog version, I am going to post a list of words I need. Commenters, please give me words, and once we have them all, I will post your story.

Story #1: The Third Date

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Okay.....GO!